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Is Trump Putin’s Wet Dream?

Vladimir Putin has dreams.  Dreams of a renewed Russia raising from the ashes of communism to a place of world domination.  Dreams where he is loved and hailed as the Russian savior, the one who brought back world respect for Russia.  In his dreams, Russia becomes the world’s leading power where he is able to do whatever he wants, and he is not questioned or criticized.  He is loved.

Dreams don’t always come true, but if Putin could make his dream come true, how would he do it?  What would need to happen?  Is it possible?  Could the stars align in such a way that he could control the world?  Yes, he controls the press in Russia, he can control what the people there think, but the United States has always been a problem.  The free press, the CIA, and the Presidents have always been in the way.  They report to the world about human right violations.  They brag about how their elections are fair. They brag about their free press and the right to free speech.  If Russia invades Afghanistan, Crimea or even start to make inroads into the Ukraine, the United States always causes problems.  How can Putin dominate the world with the US tattletales always around?  If only, if only there was a way to change that….

The first thing Russia would need to do is to get somebody in the US on their side.  Who would this be….  Ideally it would be a person that isn’t too smart.  They would need to think they were smart, they would need to think they are one of the smartest people, but in reality they couldn’t really be the sharpest tool in the shed.  They would need to be easily manipulated.  Somebody that you could tell something to, and they would believe it right away regardless if it was true or not.  Perhaps if they saw something on TV on a news show (like the President wire tapped their home, or UFO’s are invading) and instantly thought it was true.  Yes, that is they type of person Russia would want.  This person would also need to have followers who were equally as gullible, eager to soak in every big claim and promise without question.  He would need to be able to make huge claims, and have his followers believe him.

If Russia could find such a person, what would Putin want him to do?  How could this person best help restore Russia’s rightful place in world the hierarchy?  Well, in Putin’s dream, he starts to make a wish-list.  Of course this isn’t going to come true, we all know that.  It’s just a wish-list in Putin’s dream.

  • First, we want our new friend to discredit this whole notion about a free press.  Americans and people all over the world think everything in the New York Times or the Washington Post is true, and that’s a real problem if we need to do a few things that we don’t want to get out.  Those pesky News channels like CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS etc are a real problem as well.  Kill a few people of the opposition?  It’s only a problem if people read about it and believe it.  Our new American friend needs to discredit the press, call it “Fake News”.  We’ll have him tell people over and over that they can’t trust their own media.  Once his followers believe it, they won’t trust what anybody tells them except for him.  He will be their only source of “Real News”, nobody else can be trusted.

  • Second, He needs to tell them that they can’t trust their own government.  They are so high-and-mighty.  The CIA, FBI, the whole intelligence community needs to be suspect.  Yes, these agencies have been trusted to keep the Americans safe and to foil us in the past, but that’s exactly why we need the Americans not to trust them.  If we can get our friend to discredit their intelligence agencies, discrediting the rest of their government will be easy!

  • What other things would I wish for?  How about the American election system?  If we can get people to wonder if there is fraud, then it doesn’t really matter who gets elected. Americans will think there is something crooked going on and that no elected official is legitimate.  This could really hurt them, this could actually ruin them!  Fair and honest elections are the entire foundation of democracy!  Could we even dream of some idiot saying it’s a fraud?  Perhaps not, but maybe, just maybe….

  • And their justice system, it makes me sick.  Whatever happened to the good old days when we could just make people disappear, or send them to the gulag for “re-education”?  If we can make the American justice system look bad, like their judges aren’t legitimate, then our system will look a lot better.  We can say “hey look, the American system is just as bad, why are you complaining about ours?”

  • And what would make me really, really happy?  If our new friend told everybody how smart I am, especially after telling them that their own Generals can’t be very smart!  Oh oh,  now I’m really getting excited!

Whats that? Vladimir is coming out of his sleep?  Just have him roll over, we don’t want him to wake up yet!  There’s still so much to dream about. Even if we could get some idiot to undermine the United States, there is still NATO that would stand in our way.  They have been keeping us from colonizing Europe for over 65 years.  We can’t do anything while they still are united against us. America is a problem, but NATO is still here, unless…

But how, how could Russia find such a tool?  How could we find somebody to undermine democracy, the independent free press, the American Justice system, the CIA and NATO?   Is there such a person out there that wouldn’t realize the damage they are doing to their own country? Could we find somebody who doesn’t care?  Or is it better to blackmail this person, put them in a compromising position?  If they come to Moscow, perhaps we could provide them some local entertainment, put on a “golden” show.  Or maybe, just maybe this buffoon is already out there, just waiting for us….

Okay, Vladimir is waking up now.  He has a smile on his face, he must of had a very nice dream.  By the way, what’s that wet spot about?

 

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